z0mbie-kittens:

t0xic-illusi0ns:

bas0rexiaa:

oh my fucking god 

i have never laughed so much in my life

omFG THIS IS PERFECT

(Source: carnnivore)

smokeporch:

PINK!

PINK

P͕͔͓̞̰̠̄ͮ͛͑́I̠͖̓̐̕͞I̵̛̻̥̣̬̭̻ͮ̎͗͂̄̆̓̈́̂I͚̳̳̯̲͓͇̐͒̈́̃ͮ̚N̶̠͍̞͙̼̤̯̺̏ͩ̽͐ͤͬK̵̲̥̦͖̪̩̤̭͛̉̆̀̄͢͟K̜̲̪̥̬͕̀͛̾̎̐̇ͮ̄̉͢͞͞Ḵ̵̢̗̔̉͋ͧ͌͞K̛̗̮̘̠̝̇͛̄̔͐̔ͥ̉

(Source: riddlemetom)

(Source: fillthedark)

completelynormalgirl:

Did this person just argue for gay marriage while referencing Doctor who?

completelynormalgirl:

Did this person just argue for gay marriage while referencing Doctor who?

(Source: analizzette)


g00dbye-sanity:

NUMBER ONE RULE OF TUMBLR. ALWAYS REBLOG THE CREATOR

g00dbye-sanity:

NUMBER ONE RULE OF TUMBLR. ALWAYS REBLOG THE CREATOR

relientkfn4evr92:

ALL the animals!!!

adriofthedead:

WOW WHY DID I NEVER REALIZE THIS BEFORE
holy fdhagskdhgndf;

adriofthedead:

WOW WHY DID I NEVER REALIZE THIS BEFORE

holy fdhagskdhgndf;

(Source: didyouknowgaming)

True

  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE